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Top 15 chemistry jokes

14 Jun

The school year is almost over. Now it’s time to forget about all those sleepless nights you spent studying chemistry and have a good laugh instead.

Tehcip's Blog

I collected all these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Two atoms are walking down the street.

One atom says, “Hey! I think I lost an electron!”

The other replies, “Are you sure??”

“Yes, I’m positive!”

 

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?   Because it was polar.

 

Why are chemists great for solving problems?   They have all the solutions.

 

What’s the difference between Chemistry and cooking?  In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.

 

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? 
Na

 

Two chemists go into a restaurant. 

The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” 

The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.

 

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes.  The…

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